i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
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Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he quoted the bible to break up with me
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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