So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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