I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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