its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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