Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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