I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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