Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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