so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
