It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
They took my balls.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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