playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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