Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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