Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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