I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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