let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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