Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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