Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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