i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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