found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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