did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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