and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he fucked my hip out of place.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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