i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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