My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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