I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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