i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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