i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
