My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
is wine microwaveable?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
