So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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