This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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