at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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