i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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