I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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