I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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