he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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