That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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