wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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