Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
