I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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