love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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