Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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