my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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