i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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