Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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