Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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