This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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