ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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