it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Randomize
