i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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