youre lurking in front of me
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
