i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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