you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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