Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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