I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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