OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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