Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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